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Young comes to the HR Assistant (Recruitment), to his boss with a large file of documents: "I did pre-selection. These are the documents of the persons with whom we have a meeting, meet all criteria."
Head takes a file of documents, a field hand and measures the sru to the trash. The second part gives a subordinate "to those people we meet."
speechless assistant asks, "How?" ... Nay, they all meet the criteria ...".
"Please Lord - interrupts the head - we do not need people here who have been unlucky."


guy wanted to buy some predatory animal, lest it zagryzlo mother in law, but in the shop were only pelicans.
vendor said that they are extremely dangerous, so bought two for home. I decided to try out
:
- Pelicans on the table! Pelicans
totally rozpieprzyly table.
guy glad he continues:
- Pelicans on the chair! Birds
rozdziobuja chair. Suddenly
mother in law comes from the doorway and yells:
- A dick of pelicans?


elegant lady comes into the living room for Mercedes. Walk up to the latest sports convertible and bends to touch the leather upholstery. However, when schylaniu accidentally blew loud bittern ... Immediately she straightened up and looks around in a circle and nobody has ever heard. He looks, and just behind her stands the vendor. Asks So slightly embarrassed by it:
- Excuse me, how much is this car?
- Madam - is responsible vendor with a slight smile - you barely touched the car, and already you spierdziała. as you give the price, this is Mrs. zesra ...


guy sitting at the bar and staring blankly at a glass of drink. Can see that in total depression. Suddenly it comes to the local bully, a big peasant of two feet, grabs a glass and drinks his drink in one gulp. Then the guy starts crying. Bully, in fact, a man of good heart, ashamed and tries to comfort him:
- Come on, man, I'm just kidding. Stop crying, just the attitude you a drink, or two ...
- No, not the point. You know, today I have the worst day in my life. I was late to the office and boss threw me out of work. When I got out to the parking lot, it turned out that someone stole my car. So I went home by taxi, which forgot wallet with documents and credit cards. I go home, and there - his wife in bed with the gardener. So I decided to go to the pub and after the second beer I came to the conclusion that life is meaningless. Then you came and you been drinking my poison ... _________________

Does Bieber Go To School

funny humor from real life:)

daughter complains about her mother - Mom, I will probably get divorced, I'm already so I can no longer
, I can not stand it - nothing but sex, sex and sex. When I went out I was married
pussy as twenty cents now I have like five gold.
Mama said:
- you are my daughter to think twice.
house have?
Here.
car outside the house stand?
stand.
Stays in the best resorts, clothes from top designers,
financial security for you and the children.

Really this is about eighty-four of these!?

guy walks through the woods, watching, and here well. He thinks to himself "what is interesting
deep?". So throw a stone and listen ... and nothing. So throw a rock and listens
... and nothing. Suddenly I looked and here the metal rail, bus and threw so
listens ... and nothing is gone, but looks ... runs black lamb. Lamb
coming into the well and the hoop! inside. So the guy runs up to the destruction of wells,
listens, and here ... nothing. When you go out from the forest met the owner.
host asked if the guy had seen somewhere a black sheep,
- The guy on the fact that "YES" and ran into the woods and jumped into the well.
A pub said:
- How to whore able to jump into the well when it tied to a metal rail
!


The window in the bank:
- I assume whore, the account in the fucking bank.
- What
please - I said I want to set up, whore, fucking your fucking
in the bank!
- How dare you!
- Normally! Not hear bitch? Give me here, whore, manager!
Leader, all nabuzowany, because I know what and how the client requests:
- Well, I know what you mean!
- I repeat, whore, for the third time that I want to start fucking
account the fucking bank and pay you, whore, 2000000000! What
head: - I did this whore any problems?


wife was fed up behavior her husband, and in particular
too frequent trips with his friends for a beer and return in a state strongly indicating
. After one such evening a man in a complete state of intoxication
came home and fell unconscious on the bed.
wife as always undressed him to sleep, but this time she did something more -
pushed his finger into my ass condom
such a way that a piece sticking out.
morning, as always, husband to feel better
entered the shower. Washed, washed ... at one point begins to wash the ass and ...
What .... what is it? Pulls out a condom ass ...... His wife at that time in the kitchen preparing
breakfast. When hubby comes bathed in the kitchen,
wife asks:
- How do you played yesterday? How to live your colleagues? Husband
voice full of bitterness responds
- Colleagues? I have no friends ...


... what would happen if the good men ruled the world?
* Women's Day March 8 would be moved to 29.02 (every
four years, going to bear it)
* You can not tie a tie, do not wear a strut
* Breast enlargement surgery would be reimbursed by the National Health Fund

* all women would have the same name - for simplicity
* all women would be allergic to gold, furs and precious stones

* guy at work that best game in Quake would be automatically elected
the manager
* przerywałby call any phone in 30 seconds * call
carefully staring at a woman's breasts on a first date would be perceived as
love confession
* left lane for driving 60km / h rozstrzeliwanoby spot kick
* overturning a table with chess, warcabami or a game
"Monopoly" will automatically mean a victory
* at the beginning of each issue Messages favors running the latest dirty jokes

* wynalezionoby socks that would exist only in pairs.
retained in various locations podpełzałyby vigorously to himself
* bikini bizneswomen would be the best clothes. I do not bizneswomen
too.
* woman would have a period once a year. During the opening season at the
fish ...


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and at the end of some stupid joke

A missionary was on a mission humanitarian aid in Africa. One day walking in the jungle
noticed lying elephant. He walked over and saw that the elephant in the leg
pounded a nail. He felt pity and took him to the nail. The elephant got up and looked at his
rescuer of love, as if to say
"thank you" and then went. He turned again, as if to say
"goodbye" and disappeared among the trees. "I wonder if it even ever see
again!" lifeguard thought. A few years later
the guy went to the circus. There were various
animals, including elephants, but his attention was drawn one, which looked at
him in the same manner as that of the jungle. "Is this the elephant?" - Thought -
"It is so similar to that."
After the show went to the elephant, patted him on the ears, but then caught it
This same trunk and slammed it a few times on the floor, turning his body in a bloody
pate. It turned out that it was not the elephant.

How Does Ringworm On Inside Of Leg

About Harry

you ask kids to ułożyły sentence with the word bird. Throws to Johnny and says, "Dad came to the homes as torrential starling.
Teacher: Well on the two birds?
Johnny: My dad went to homes as torrential starling, then wyrżnął eagle
N: Very good on the three birds
J: My dad went to homes as torrential starling, then let wyrżnął eagle and peacock
N: A with 4 birds buster
J: Dad came to the homes as torrential starling, then wyrżnął eagle and a peacock until he dropped two bullfinches emerged from the nose
N: Ok on the five
J: My dad came to the homes as torrential starling, then wyrżnął eagle and a peacock until he dropped two bullfinches came from the nose and went on to drink the vulture. ***

Harry enters the room and there mom and dad and mom mhhhhhyyy no jumping on dad saw my mother suddenly jumps from Hansel and dad and goes to explain Jasiu wypaplał something there. Harry you know what dad is thick so I jumped after him to reduce his stomach. And Johnny: it's not.
Mom: "Why?
Johnny: Because as soon as you leave a neighbor, and it comes packaged
***
Shit-tape and dick said, who has a worse deal
Well Shit tape says:
- you know what I have the worst I deal with me and everything podcierają
.- A dick said:
- you know what always put me into a tight, plastic bag, pushes the slimy hole and tear up and down until porzygam.

Invitation Ideas For College Farewell Party

Father Bill ....

I am Bill Gates, who brought you to the land of milk and honey, called Windows XP.

first Thou shalt have no others before me, the producer.

second You will not use the name Bill to defamation.

third Remember to release Windows holy day.

4th Honor soft Microsoft and its developers.

5th Do not remove the Microsoft firmware vain.

6th Do not covet other people's products companies.

7th Neither our pirated Microsoft firmware.

8th Do not bear false witness to thy Windowsowi.

9.Nie covet your money guru, Bill the Magnificent.

10th Neither the whole company, which it is.

- - - - - - - -

OUR FATHER


Microsoft's Father, who art on disk

Windows Hallowed be Your

Come update your

Bugfix Be Your

As in Windows, Office, and somehow

MSNa our Give us today

And forgive us our piraty

As we forgive our Telecommunications

and do not know us, IBM

But deliver us from OS2

Because it is your DOS and Windows and NT

For ever and ever

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