daughter complains about her mother - Mom, I will probably get divorced, I'm already so I can no longer
, I can not stand it - nothing but sex, sex and sex. When I went out I was married
pussy as twenty cents now I have like five gold.
Mama said:
- you are my daughter to think twice.
house have?
Here.
car outside the house stand?
stand.
Stays in the best resorts, clothes from top designers,
financial security for you and the children.
Really this is about eighty-four of these!?
guy walks through the woods, watching, and here well. He thinks to himself "what is interesting
deep?". So throw a stone and listen ... and nothing. So throw a rock and listens
... and nothing. Suddenly I looked and here the metal rail, bus and threw so
listens ... and nothing is gone, but looks ... runs black lamb. Lamb
coming into the well and the hoop! inside. So the guy runs up to the destruction of wells,
listens, and here ... nothing. When you go out from the forest met the owner.
host asked if the guy had seen somewhere a black sheep,
- The guy on the fact that "YES" and ran into the woods and jumped into the well.
A pub said:
- How to whore able to jump into the well when it tied to a metal rail
!
The window in the bank:
- I assume whore, the account in the fucking bank.
- What
please - I said I want to set up, whore, fucking your fucking
in the bank!
- How dare you!
- Normally! Not hear bitch? Give me here, whore, manager!
Leader, all nabuzowany, because I know what and how the client requests:
- Well, I know what you mean!
- I repeat, whore, for the third time that I want to start fucking
account the fucking bank and pay you, whore, 2000000000! What
head: - I did this whore any problems?
wife was fed up behavior her husband, and in particular
too frequent trips with his friends for a beer and return in a state strongly indicating
. After one such evening a man in a complete state of intoxication
came home and fell unconscious on the bed.
wife as always undressed him to sleep, but this time she did something more -
pushed his finger into my ass condom
such a way that a piece sticking out.
morning, as always, husband to feel better
entered the shower. Washed, washed ... at one point begins to wash the ass and ...
What .... what is it? Pulls out a condom ass ...... His wife at that time in the kitchen preparing
breakfast. When hubby comes bathed in the kitchen,
wife asks:
- How do you played yesterday? How to live your colleagues? Husband
voice full of bitterness responds
- Colleagues? I have no friends ...
... what would happen if the good men ruled the world?
* Women's Day March 8 would be moved to 29.02 (every
four years, going to bear it)
* You can not tie a tie, do not wear a strut
* Breast enlargement surgery would be reimbursed by the National Health Fund
* all women would have the same name - for simplicity
* all women would be allergic to gold, furs and precious stones
* guy at work that best game in Quake would be automatically elected
the manager
* przerywałby call any phone in 30 seconds * call
carefully staring at a woman's breasts on a first date would be perceived as
love confession
* left lane for driving 60km / h rozstrzeliwanoby spot kick
* overturning a table with chess, warcabami or a game
"Monopoly" will automatically mean a victory
* at the beginning of each issue Messages favors running the latest dirty jokes
* wynalezionoby socks that would exist only in pairs.
retained in various locations podpełzałyby vigorously to himself
* bikini bizneswomen would be the best clothes. I do not bizneswomen
too.
* woman would have a period once a year. During the opening season at the
fish ...
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and at the end of some stupid joke
A missionary was on a mission humanitarian aid in Africa. One day walking in the jungle
noticed lying elephant. He walked over and saw that the elephant in the leg
pounded a nail. He felt pity and took him to the nail. The elephant got up and looked at his
rescuer of love, as if to say
"thank you" and then went. He turned again, as if to say
"goodbye" and disappeared among the trees. "I wonder if it even ever see
again!" lifeguard thought. A few years later
the guy went to the circus. There were various
animals, including elephants, but his attention was drawn one, which looked at
him in the same manner as that of the jungle. "Is this the elephant?" - Thought -
"It is so similar to that."
After the show went to the elephant, patted him on the ears, but then caught it
This same trunk and slammed it a few times on the floor, turning his body in a bloody
pate. It turned out that it was not the elephant.
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