BMW is the best
talks two guys:
- You listen, zmotalem new way to mosquitoes ...
- Ta? and what are you doing?
- Exhibits mother in law against the house and I bite mosquitoes, a nie nas...
- Matko, to ona sie zadrapie na smierc!
- Spoko spoko, ona jest sparalizowana... :) :D
Jedzie dziadek maluchem, zgarbiony, ręce mu się trzęsą na kierownicy. Wyprzedziło go BMW, dziadek się wystraszył. BMW zatrzymało się na swiatłach, dziadek z tego strachu nie dał rady, przywalił w tył beemki. Wysiada z niej dwóch byków:
- I co dziadek, przyjebałeś...
- Tak (cienkim wystraszonym głosem)
- Masz kasę?
- Nie
- A ubezpieczenie?
- Nie
- A syna?
- Mam
- To masz tu komóreczkę, dzwoń after a bit of boy in me, because you get to work do not fit ...
grandfather rang, and soon arrive in three Mercedes S-class, gets
few bulls and one of them says:
- And what, Dad?? Przypierdolił at you like going backward? :): D
Lieutenant Occupational organizes day for the company.
- Today again we're going up a ramp to unload rail cars of sand.
- forks again? - The question is asked a series of
lieutenant thinks for a moment and says:
- Actually I was thinking today about grabiach ... but they can be and forks,
Yet to me it is only to be bitchin you here. :): D
Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Monday, January 24, 2005
Weave Style Wih Chinese Bangs
Dear mother-in-
200 zloty bill died. He comes to heaven and God, in His great goodness He says: To hell! Saddened by the bill goes to the boiler of hell from which he sees as though it was great in heaven ... 100 zloty bill died. God once again sends him to hell. He died 50 zloty banknote. And back to hell. Similarly dwudziestozłotowym and dziesięciozłotowym. Pięciozłotówka has died, but she went to hell, as well as two zloty coin, and dollar. When I stood before the Lord God pięćdziesięciogroszówka, This blithe took her to him and sat on the right hand. Other denominations began to cry
- Why is he with you, Lord, and we do not?
And God looked at them and asked:
- And when I was last time I saw in the church? ***
young camel asks his father - a camel:
- Dad, why do we have such an ugly dumplings, and horses are so pretty?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and that is why we have such and not the other hoof, not to bury a foot in the sand.
- Dad, why we have such an ugly, skudloną hair, and horses have the beautiful, shiny?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and the desert at night is -10 degrees, 40 degrees during the day, and this coat protects us against such surges temperatures.
- Dad, and why we have these two humps on their backs, and horses are so smooth?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and these humps we store fat and water, not to die in the desert of hunger and thirst.
To all the young camel:
- Dad and the ch .. us all when we live in a zoo! ***
voice on the radio:
- time for morning calisthenics. Are you ready? Well, here we go! Top-down, up and down ... And now there's a lid!
200 zloty bill died. He comes to heaven and God, in His great goodness He says: To hell! Saddened by the bill goes to the boiler of hell from which he sees as though it was great in heaven ... 100 zloty bill died. God once again sends him to hell. He died 50 zloty banknote. And back to hell. Similarly dwudziestozłotowym and dziesięciozłotowym. Pięciozłotówka has died, but she went to hell, as well as two zloty coin, and dollar. When I stood before the Lord God pięćdziesięciogroszówka, This blithe took her to him and sat on the right hand. Other denominations began to cry
- Why is he with you, Lord, and we do not?
And God looked at them and asked:
- And when I was last time I saw in the church? ***
young camel asks his father - a camel:
- Dad, why do we have such an ugly dumplings, and horses are so pretty?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and that is why we have such and not the other hoof, not to bury a foot in the sand.
- Dad, why we have such an ugly, skudloną hair, and horses have the beautiful, shiny?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and the desert at night is -10 degrees, 40 degrees during the day, and this coat protects us against such surges temperatures.
- Dad, and why we have these two humps on their backs, and horses are so smooth?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and these humps we store fat and water, not to die in the desert of hunger and thirst.
To all the young camel:
- Dad and the ch .. us all when we live in a zoo! ***
voice on the radio:
- time for morning calisthenics. Are you ready? Well, here we go! Top-down, up and down ... And now there's a lid!
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
How Much Sand Do U Put On A Shuffleboard?
coins
One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here looks nowiuśki red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation he helped her escape with the rope. The next morning-in-law comes into the yard, looks, and tystoi nowiuśki red polonezik, and the car mat is a card that says:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:
- And drown in you old pipe!
Yes mother in law also drowned ... Next morning in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...
"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
*** One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here nowiuśki looks red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation helped it to go using a rope. The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, watching and tystoi nowiuśki polonezik red, and the car mat is a card that says:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:
- And thou drown old pipe!
Yes mother in law also drowned ... The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...
"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
***
times of ancient Rome. Rich Roman people are bored with everything so far been seen.
Caesar decides to arrange a fight with a wild animal, the struggle which has so far yet. So I chose
Caesar, the great lion, lion world has ever seen. The animal has been starved for weeks.
day is coming duel. The lion is hungry and so lean that it begins to lick at everything that moves.
Caesar to fight with this huge lion chooses strong Numida (Negro), muscular and big.
But also thinking, "Such a large black man, a lion, a skinny, black man buried in the ground to waist-level the playing field"
After a while Caesar thought further: "the Negro has a muscular, he can and dig out and kill a lion, more how will it be buried in the ground after the same head, "
As he thought, so he did.
... Arena, a lot of the Roman people in the stands, the Negro buried the same neck, let go of a lion ...
This runs like a madman, salivate at the sight of him leaking the Negro's head, I have to catch him and catch the iron grip of their jaws when the Negro makes duck head, a lion it goes, it hits with all the vigor of a band and dies.
At the Roman people "fight fairly nigger"
One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here looks nowiuśki red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation he helped her escape with the rope. The next morning-in-law comes into the yard, looks, and tystoi nowiuśki red polonezik, and the car mat is a card that says:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:
- And drown in you old pipe!
Yes mother in law also drowned ... Next morning in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...
"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
*** One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here nowiuśki looks red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation helped it to go using a rope. The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, watching and tystoi nowiuśki polonezik red, and the car mat is a card that says:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:
- And thou drown old pipe!
Yes mother in law also drowned ... The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...
"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
***
times of ancient Rome. Rich Roman people are bored with everything so far been seen.
Caesar decides to arrange a fight with a wild animal, the struggle which has so far yet. So I chose
Caesar, the great lion, lion world has ever seen. The animal has been starved for weeks.
day is coming duel. The lion is hungry and so lean that it begins to lick at everything that moves.
Caesar to fight with this huge lion chooses strong Numida (Negro), muscular and big.
But also thinking, "Such a large black man, a lion, a skinny, black man buried in the ground to waist-level the playing field"
After a while Caesar thought further: "the Negro has a muscular, he can and dig out and kill a lion, more how will it be buried in the ground after the same head, "
As he thought, so he did.
... Arena, a lot of the Roman people in the stands, the Negro buried the same neck, let go of a lion ...
This runs like a madman, salivate at the sight of him leaking the Negro's head, I have to catch him and catch the iron grip of their jaws when the Negro makes duck head, a lion it goes, it hits with all the vigor of a band and dies.
At the Roman people "fight fairly nigger"
Monday, January 17, 2005
Martial Arts Syplies Toronto Stores
History
Guerrillas in fear of the Germans hid in the well and decided to pretend to be an echo, two Germans began to talk next to the well:
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- Maybe they are in the woods?
- Why are woods?
- Why are the wells?
- Why are the wells?
- Able to throw a grenade that well?
- Maybe they are in the woods? ***
during the Cold War, the Americans trained spy and threw him to Siberia. Spy went to the hut of a native, who asked him to stay. On the second day of native says
- Nu, kak gawarisz you ours, you drink our kak, nu, but you're not ours!
- Paczemu you so puzzled? - Asks the puzzled American.
- A potomu, szto us cziornych niet! ***
Ages. It stands a great ogromniaste castle, guarding the two Knights. At some point flew two jets and bombarded the castle. Teutonic Order rise from the rubble, otrzepują, revealing a headband and says to the other częstując him a cigarette:
- Well, what is the Malbork? ***
communist
The diary:
First day: turn on the radio - Lenin
other day: I turn the TV - Lenin
third day: I read a newspaper - Lenin
fourth day: I see posters - Lenin
fifth day: I'm afraid to open cans
Guerrillas in fear of the Germans hid in the well and decided to pretend to be an echo, two Germans began to talk next to the well:
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- Maybe they are in the woods?
- Why are woods?
- Why are the wells?
- Why are the wells?
- Able to throw a grenade that well?
- Maybe they are in the woods? ***
during the Cold War, the Americans trained spy and threw him to Siberia. Spy went to the hut of a native, who asked him to stay. On the second day of native says
- Nu, kak gawarisz you ours, you drink our kak, nu, but you're not ours!
- Paczemu you so puzzled? - Asks the puzzled American.
- A potomu, szto us cziornych niet! ***
Ages. It stands a great ogromniaste castle, guarding the two Knights. At some point flew two jets and bombarded the castle. Teutonic Order rise from the rubble, otrzepują, revealing a headband and says to the other częstując him a cigarette:
- Well, what is the Malbork? ***
communist
The diary:
First day: turn on the radio - Lenin
other day: I turn the TV - Lenin
third day: I read a newspaper - Lenin
fourth day: I see posters - Lenin
fifth day: I'm afraid to open cans
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