One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here looks nowiuśki red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation he helped her escape with the rope. The next morning-in-law comes into the yard, looks, and tystoi nowiuśki red polonezik, and the car mat is a card that says:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:
- And drown in you old pipe!
Yes mother in law also drowned ... Next morning in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...
"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
*** One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here nowiuśki looks red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation helped it to go using a rope. The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, watching and tystoi nowiuśki polonezik red, and the car mat is a card that says:
"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"
The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.
-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!
in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:
- And thou drown old pipe!
Yes mother in law also drowned ... The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...
"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
***
times of ancient Rome. Rich Roman people are bored with everything so far been seen.
Caesar decides to arrange a fight with a wild animal, the struggle which has so far yet. So I chose
Caesar, the great lion, lion world has ever seen. The animal has been starved for weeks.
day is coming duel. The lion is hungry and so lean that it begins to lick at everything that moves.
Caesar to fight with this huge lion chooses strong Numida (Negro), muscular and big.
But also thinking, "Such a large black man, a lion, a skinny, black man buried in the ground to waist-level the playing field"
After a while Caesar thought further: "the Negro has a muscular, he can and dig out and kill a lion, more how will it be buried in the ground after the same head, "
As he thought, so he did.
... Arena, a lot of the Roman people in the stands, the Negro buried the same neck, let go of a lion ...
This runs like a madman, salivate at the sight of him leaking the Negro's head, I have to catch him and catch the iron grip of their jaws when the Negro makes duck head, a lion it goes, it hits with all the vigor of a band and dies.
At the Roman people "fight fairly nigger"
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