you ask kids in school, they use toothpaste. - Malgosia, what toothpaste do you use? - Colgate. - And why? - Because when it is healthy teeth. Ms. asking Johnny - Johnny, and you, what do you use? - Blend-a-med. - And why? - Because after the eggs are hard.
*** A security guard in control of all day hikes, but no one has fixed his mandate. Finally, another angler comes to the desire to improve your mood and said: - I'd like a fishing .- I do not know - he hears the answer .- pays you 50 zł .- For what? - For fishing without a .- But I do not I catch fish Only bathe glizdę .- It pays you 100 zł punishment - For what? - Because glizda no swimming!
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little sparrow flies, and suddenly he sees a blind man walking. - Osram him - he thought to himself. Punched from the top, and the duck blind in the left and none of this wróbelkowi not work out. Flew to a colleague. They tried the two of us ... but a dead duck to the right, dodge left and again nothing. Wkurzyły the sparrow, and flew the rest of the guys. The entire flock tries osrać blind, but somehow came out of pure oppression. - The moral? - The blind see shit!
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