200 zloty bill died. He comes to heaven and God, in His great goodness He says: To hell! Saddened by the bill goes to the boiler of hell from which he sees as though it was great in heaven ... 100 zloty bill died. God once again sends him to hell. He died 50 zloty banknote. And back to hell. Similarly dwudziestozłotowym and dziesięciozłotowym. Pięciozłotówka has died, but she went to hell, as well as two zloty coin, and dollar. When I stood before the Lord God pięćdziesięciogroszówka, This blithe took her to him and sat on the right hand. Other denominations began to cry
- Why is he with you, Lord, and we do not?
And God looked at them and asked:
- And when I was last time I saw in the church? ***
young camel asks his father - a camel:
- Dad, why do we have such an ugly dumplings, and horses are so pretty?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and that is why we have such and not the other hoof, not to bury a foot in the sand.
- Dad, why we have such an ugly, skudloną hair, and horses have the beautiful, shiny?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and the desert at night is -10 degrees, 40 degrees during the day, and this coat protects us against such surges temperatures.
- Dad, and why we have these two humps on their backs, and horses are so smooth?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and these humps we store fat and water, not to die in the desert of hunger and thirst.
To all the young camel:
- Dad and the ch .. us all when we live in a zoo! ***
voice on the radio:
- time for morning calisthenics. Are you ready? Well, here we go! Top-down, up and down ... And now there's a lid!
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