A woman walking past a public house, where the sale took place equipment. She bought a parrot in a cage, brought her home. Cage was covered with a cloth, which the woman claimed. - O, a new brothel, a new brothel-mom - says papuga.Kobieta quickly hid back in the frame sheet. After some time, his daughter from school and dopominają come in to show them parrot. His mother decides to take a chance and discovers a frame: - O, a new brothel, a brothel-new mom and new girls ... Cage comes back covered. It comes with the job her husband and wants to see a parrot. Woman decides give her a last chance and discovers a frame: - O, a new brothel, a brothel-new mom, new girls, but Zygmus the same old, loyal customers ... ***
years, living in the United Arab man has a 5 acre field of potatoes, it's time to plant, but his only son was arrested as a terrorist. Devastated Arab sends a telegram to his son in jail: "Dear Abdul, Here is your father says Muhammad. As each year came time to plant potatoes, but I already am just too old to dig the field and seedlings pozasadzać? I know that if you were me you were here pomógł.Kochający you father Muhammad. "After a few hours come telegram from prison: "DAD DO NOT BLOCK THE KOP ANYWHERE, THERE ALL hid TNT, the centrifugal separator of the reactor and gas cylinders and bacteria!" Five minutes after the telegram arrives in 300-man team from the FBI with the dogs, shovels and spades. Searched and dug the whole field for two weeks found nothing, so apologized and left. The next day came a telegram: "Dear Father, You said you are a loving son, Abdul. The field dug, you can plant the seedlings. Given the circumstances occurring more difficult mogłem.Kochający do not you son of Abdul."
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