walks through the woods Red Riding Hood in a blue cap. Wolf attacked him and exclaims: - I'll eat you, Red Riding Hood! A Little Red Riding Hood in a blue cap corresponds to a wolf: - wolf, do not eat me because I am not a Little Red Riding Hood, but I am Blue Riding Hood! Wolf, embarrassed, fled into the bushes and Little Red Riding Hood in a blue cap freely arrived at the house babci.Następnego walks through a forest of Little Red Riding Hood in a yellow cap ... and the whole story is repeated every day for two weeks. Little Red Riding Hood cap changes every day, but never once put into the red. Until then, however, goes through the woods ... Little Red Riding Hood in a purple cap. Wolf attacked him and exclaims: - I'll eat you, Red Riding Hood! A Little Red Riding Hood in a purple cap corresponds to a wolf: - wolf, do not eat me because I am not a Little Red Riding Hood, but I am Purple Riding Hood! And the wolf said: - Whatever ! For two weeks I had nothing in his mouth! So you eat, Purple Riding Hood! And the wolf ate Little Red Riding Hood in the violet cap ... The moral? No cap does not provide security stuprocentowego! ***
mathematician broke a radiator. He called a plumber, it tapped a key, shook and the water stopped dripping. The joy of mathematics quickly ended when the expert gave the price of the service .- Sir, but that is half of what I earn .- And where do you work? - At the University .- Well, did you move to our cooperative, you come from you, touch you and earn four times as much as on the whole university. You just need you to go to the office and apply now. Just give you that you have you have seven classes, because higher education we do not popłaca.Matematyk did as he instructed expert. Since then, his fate much improved. But one day came an order for upgrading the skills of the crew and sent everyone who had the seven evening classes to eighth grade. First lesson - math. Teacher welcomes all: - Good morning, going to learn math, I'm sure everyone will get a certificate of completion of eighth grade. And if we recall what we remember from school yet. You can write the formula for the area of \u200b\u200ba circle? - Pointed to matematyka.Ten stood up, walked to the plate and began to move out because I just forgot the formula. Derived, derives, has enrolled the entire array, and finally got the result "minus pi er Square." The less he does not like, so count from the beginning. Wiped off the array, again and again saves patterns result from minusem.Zrezygnowany looks at a class waiting for suggestions, and everyone's whispering: - Change the limit of integration ... ***
Young couple coming to the hotel for wedding night .- Please, the best room for the night! - You manage the key flashes młody.Recepcjonista giving to the girl: - No baby, you need to please him! He rented a room there is usually only for two hours ...
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