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Punk ...

young girl riding a tram, holding the lap dog. Punk sitting opposite her, says: - You know what, laluniu? I would like to be in place this puppy! - I do not know whether you would be pleased with that. I'm going with him to the vet to castrate him.

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athlete comes to confession. After hearing of his sins, the priest says - So you're a runner? Show me how you run! Athlete much thought to undress shorts and starts to run after church. Seeing this truchleją bobbins - But today, the priest asks a severe penance! And I come with no pants!

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travis guy highway, at one point he felt he must go to the toilet. Pulls, so for the foreseeable petrol station, happily sits comfortably on kibelku. Suddenly, from a neighboring cabin question is asked: - Hi, how are you? The guy is a little surprised, but it was a cultural, decided to answer .- Thanks, somehow flies. The voice in the neighboring booth again asks: - What are you doing? The guy again, politely replied: - Well, probably the same thing as you ... The stranger in the cabin next to go, and says: - You know what, I'll call you later, because now some jerk throws me for an interview ...

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Pan Tadeusz ...

Pan Tadeusz ...
policeman asks in the bookstore: - Are you Thaddeus? Saleswoman will the facilities: - Mr Willy, came after Mr. !...*** guy wanted to watch the match on TV, but his male child to be very disturbed, so it was led into his room, turned on the adapter, he founded the sluchawkina ears and "let go" so far bajke.Po hears strange noises during the coming of peace little one, "BUM BUM BUM ..."· But because he did not want to not move so I watched the match dalej.Po some time, ever hear again, louder:" BUM BUM BUM guy ...." So decided to check what was there wyprawia.Otwiera door and sees a baby with headphones on his ears, the whole bloody, walacego head against the wall and repeated constantly: ·-I want! I want to! I want to! I want to! I want to! He wants !...... · Father did not know what's going on, so it removes the headphones, it is assumed ear there: Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story ...*** corporal in the army explains a new arcade game - line up everyone in the circle, deprotection grenade and throw it to each other .- And what happens with this, in which the grenade explode? - This is out of the Games .***- Lord God, why have created Eve so beautiful, so beautiful, so charming? For the Lord: - Well, you could love me, Adam! A curious Adam: - Well, but why it created such a fool? ? - So she did love you, dork!

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Swojskie because Polish:)

student wanted to earn some extra money and took myself as a guide to the city. Americans got a tour and guides them. Florian shows them the door and tells the ramparts of a moment a visitor asks: - How many years have built these walls? Student does not know, but corresponds with głupa-10 years-Here in America it would have built them for $ 5 latStudent says nothing, only leads visitors to the market and tells the story of the Cloth Hall, the same tourists suddenly asks: - How many years to build this hall? Student says little pondering-3 years-We would have built it for $ 1.5 roku.Studentowi bumps on his neck came but nothing further, and lead tour passes by Wawel Castle and nothing mówi.Turysta not stand it and asks: - O Lord, and what the building? - Damn, I do not know yesterday that it was not!

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motorcyclist went for a ride. It was cold, so he founded his jacket back on the front. He drove too fast and hit a tree. Around the accident victims had gathered crowd of villagers. After a while the victim pushes the emergency doctor: - Is he dead? - After the accident, was still alive, but as we twisted his head to the right place, the poor man died ...


*** Nowak heard on the radio, that aliens have landed - are small, green, have large bulging eyes and the need to talk to them very slowly. The next day Smith went to pick mushrooms. Separate the bush - mushroom, the next - a mushroom, the next, and there's little green Ludek with bulging eyes. Remembering information radio speaks to him very slowly: - Good morning, my name is Henry Smith, I'm an electrician, was collecting mushrooms. A small green Ludek with bulging eyes as slowly tells him: - Good morning, my name is John Doe, I am a forester, I am doing a heap of ...

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Different frog

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sits a tapeworm in my stomach and suddenly looks, and here the bacteria run and cry to him: - Tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away! What are these antibiotics? - Thinks to himself. No nothing. After a moment, looks and runs toward him and cried worm - tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away come to me! Well tapeworm runs, but did not follow the worm. They meet in the large intestine. Worm sitting on his suitcase and crying. Tapeworm asks so confused: - What happened? "A worm - Tapeworm do we have screwed ... heap before the minute we drove away ...


*** They meet three Negresses and arguing which is the blackest of her husband. The first says: - As my husband hurt his hand a black blood was coming. On the second - nah, my husband broke his leg bone sticking out is a black. On the third: - Phhy .... that's nothing, like my husband fart two buckets of soot from the room are.

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Poles come to the bar at the eastern border and see what is in the card: - broth: crossed-chop: crossed-soup: crossed-stew: removed, etc. and finally the card - what a Ruskie.Na says: Look not enough that everything is still zeżarli brazenly signed.

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in a psychiatric hospital rebellion, and all the lunatics poprzyczepiali the ceiling. Head tried various methods to make their posciagac, but he did not succeed. Media brought in to expose the matter and asking for help senior registrar. The hospital reported to police and said that settle the problem. He entered the first room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And all the mad pospadali ziemię.Wszedł to another room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And again, all the lunatics odkleili from the ceiling and fell to ziemię.Sytuacja repeated in the next few salach.Wchodzi to the last room and exclaims: - Hey Autumn ... already! And here nothing! Lunatics continue to hang from the ceiling. So once again calls out: - autumn already! A further lunatics hanging ... Suddenly one of the mad cries - Niewidzisz idiot, it's conifer ...?!

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I can sing

travis student (black) by bus to the dorm, sitting and reading a script. All of zajęte.Wchodzi lady and becomes near Murzyna.Zniecierpliwiona says: - We are such young men are giving way to the elderly. Negro looks up above the script and answers: - A us such a woman eats it!

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policeman stopped the truck and it will .- No mandate, Mr. kierowco. You have no retro-reflectors. The driver gets out of the car and silently .- I care about what's right, there is no glare? - Asks the policeman. - Pal devil glare - is responsible driver. - Where's my trailer?

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Lady asks students to bring their pet to have shown its tricks. On the second day children bring their pets: dog brings Asia, which knows how to tap dance, Joey brings a snake, what he hung motionless from the ceiling, and Johnny brought a frog. Ms. goes to Johnny and asks are: - Harry, what your frog can? Johnny hit the table, and a frog: - Qua.Pani asks again:-Johnny, what can your frog? Johnny once again struck the table with a frog: - QUA.Pani again asking Johnny : - Johnny still does not know what your frog potrafi.A Harry hit the table again and the frog: - Quanta, namera ........

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from real life:)

young sperm asks about how to earlier occurs. Elder explains that first he has to swim a long way, and how to reach the shore must knock on the door and nicely presented: "Hello I am a sperm." From behind the door hear "Hello I am an egg", the door opens, it will come in and for fertilization. After some time there was a young sperm ejaculation and fluid, as a senior colleague told him. When you reached the door knocked and nicely presented: "Hello I'm a sperm!" But in reply he was told: "Hello I'm tonsil ".***
>>> philosophy professor stood before his students and put>> in front of a few>>> list. When I started classes, took the dispute>>> mayonnaise jar and the>>> fill it to the brim with big stones. Then he asked>>> students or their>>> think the jar is full, and they have confirmed. >>>>> Then the professor picked up a box of gravel poured into the jar and>>> slightly shook>>> Gravel, of course, rolled into the empty space between>>> stones. Professor>>> again asked the students if the jar was full, and they have the>>> laughing nodded. >> >>> The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it, shaking>>> jars. In this way,>>> sand filled the remaining space still free. >>> The professor said:>>> "I want you to know that this jar is like your>> life. Stones ->>> the important things in life: Your family, your partner, your children, your health.> >> If there were anything else, your life, and so it would be>> completed. Gravel - that other, less important things:>>> your apartment, your house or your car. Sand represents the>>> pretty little things in life, including your hard work. If>>> first refueling jar with sand, there will be no place on the gravel, and even more on the stones. >>> This is also in life: If you dedicate your entire>>> energy on the small>> things>>> (work), it will not have on things important. So take care of>>> important thing - dedicate your time to your children and your>> > Partner,>>> take care of health. You will have enough time to work, home, entertainment, etc. Heed primarily on the large stones - they are what really matters. The rest is sand. "After class, one of the>>> students took>>> jar, filled to the brim with stones, gravel and sand. Even>>> same>>> professor, agreed that the jar is full. Students without>>> poured into the problem>>> jar bottle of beer. beer filled the rest of the space ->>> wsiąknęło even in>>> sand - now the jar was pretty full. The moral of this story>>> - no matter>> how much your life is filled, there is always some room>> for>>> browarka.

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Wednesday's jokes jokes

One gentleman wanted to buy a birthday gift to his beloved, and they were together only recently, after careful consideration, decided to buy her a pair of gloves - romantic and not too personal.
In the company of his beloved younger sister, went to a department store and bought a pair of gloves. Sister, however, at the same time, she bought a pair of pants. When packing ekspendient
turned these two purchases so that his sister got gloves, a beloved pants. Without checking, which is where he sent a gift to their liking by attaching the following letter:
Honey, I chose this gift for you is so, because I noticed that you are not wearing any when we go in the evening. If I had to buy for your sister, then I would choose the guziczkami long, but she no longer wears such short and easy to remove.
These are in a delicate shade, but the saleswoman who sold them to me, showed me his pair, he carries just three weeks, and were not stained or soiled. The fitting on it for you and they looked really smart.
I first put them on you, so that no other hands have not touched them before, how you see it.
When you remove them, do not forget to inflate it a little before putting, for quite naturally will arrive wearing a little moist.
And just think how often I'll kiss them this year. I hope that you will be wearing on Friday night.
With all my love,
PS. Latest in fashion is wearing them a little curled, so that we could see a little fur.
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Jew says to his wife:-I go to the exhibition of paintings. Wife: "Why do not you take me with you? You'll never take me to the exhibition of images. "I can not take you because you got confused with Matejko and Picasso would be a shame. -What are you? I never with anyone you are not mistaken, let alone two foreign guys and it's the people!
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- From what you have fur? - Of monkeys. - Great fit. You look like you are It was born .....