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sits a tapeworm in my stomach and suddenly looks, and here the bacteria run and cry to him: - Tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away! What are these antibiotics? - Thinks to himself. No nothing. After a moment, looks and runs toward him and cried worm - tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away come to me! Well tapeworm runs, but did not follow the worm. They meet in the large intestine. Worm sitting on his suitcase and crying. Tapeworm asks so confused: - What happened? "A worm - Tapeworm do we have screwed ... heap before the minute we drove away ...
*** They meet three Negresses and arguing which is the blackest of her husband. The first says: - As my husband hurt his hand a black blood was coming. On the second - nah, my husband broke his leg bone sticking out is a black. On the third: - Phhy .... that's nothing, like my husband fart two buckets of soot from the room are.
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Poles come to the bar at the eastern border and see what is in the card: - broth: crossed-chop: crossed-soup: crossed-stew: removed, etc. and finally the card - what a Ruskie.Na says: Look not enough that everything is still zeżarli brazenly signed.
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in a psychiatric hospital rebellion, and all the lunatics poprzyczepiali the ceiling. Head tried various methods to make their posciagac, but he did not succeed. Media brought in to expose the matter and asking for help senior registrar. The hospital reported to police and said that settle the problem. He entered the first room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And all the mad pospadali ziemię.Wszedł to another room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And again, all the lunatics odkleili from the ceiling and fell to ziemię.Sytuacja repeated in the next few salach.Wchodzi to the last room and exclaims: - Hey Autumn ... already! And here nothing! Lunatics continue to hang from the ceiling. So once again calls out: - autumn already! A further lunatics hanging ... Suddenly one of the mad cries - Niewidzisz idiot, it's conifer ...?!
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