student wanted to earn some extra money and took myself as a guide to the city. Americans got a tour and guides them. Florian shows them the door and tells the ramparts of a moment a visitor asks: - How many years have built these walls? Student does not know, but corresponds with głupa-10 years-Here in America it would have built them for $ 5 latStudent says nothing, only leads visitors to the market and tells the story of the Cloth Hall, the same tourists suddenly asks: - How many years to build this hall? Student says little pondering-3 years-We would have built it for $ 1.5 roku.Studentowi bumps on his neck came but nothing further, and lead tour passes by Wawel Castle and nothing mówi.Turysta not stand it and asks: - O Lord, and what the building? - Damn, I do not know yesterday that it was not!
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motorcyclist went for a ride. It was cold, so he founded his jacket back on the front. He drove too fast and hit a tree. Around the accident victims had gathered crowd of villagers. After a while the victim pushes the emergency doctor: - Is he dead? - After the accident, was still alive, but as we twisted his head to the right place, the poor man died ...
*** Nowak heard on the radio, that aliens have landed - are small, green, have large bulging eyes and the need to talk to them very slowly. The next day Smith went to pick mushrooms. Separate the bush - mushroom, the next - a mushroom, the next, and there's little green Ludek with bulging eyes. Remembering information radio speaks to him very slowly: - Good morning, my name is Henry Smith, I'm an electrician, was collecting mushrooms. A small green Ludek with bulging eyes as slowly tells him: - Good morning, my name is John Doe, I am a forester, I am doing a heap of ...
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