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you ask kids in school, they use toothpaste. - Malgosia, what toothpaste do you use? - Colgate. - And why? - Because when it is healthy teeth. Ms. asking Johnny - Johnny, and you, what do you use? - Blend-a-med. - And why? - Because after the eggs are hard.

*** A security guard in control of all day hikes, but no one has fixed his mandate. Finally, another angler comes to the desire to improve your mood and said: - I'd like a fishing .- I do not know - he hears the answer .- pays you 50 zł .- For what? - For fishing without a .- But I do not I catch fish Only bathe glizdę .- It pays you 100 zł punishment - For what? - Because glizda no swimming!

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little sparrow flies, and suddenly he sees a blind man walking. - Osram him - he thought to himself. Punched from the top, and the duck blind in the left and none of this wróbelkowi not work out. Flew to a colleague. They tried the two of us ... but a dead duck to the right, dodge left and again nothing. Wkurzyły the sparrow, and flew the rest of the guys. The entire flock tries osrać blind, but somehow came out of pure oppression. - The moral? - The blind see shit!

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young girl riding a tram, holding the lap dog. Punk sitting opposite her, says: - You know what, laluniu? I would like to be in place this puppy! - I do not know whether you would be pleased with that. I'm going with him to the vet to castrate him.

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athlete comes to confession. After hearing of his sins, the priest says - So you're a runner? Show me how you run! Athlete much thought to undress shorts and starts to run after church. Seeing this truchleją bobbins - But today, the priest asks a severe penance! And I come with no pants!

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travis guy highway, at one point he felt he must go to the toilet. Pulls, so for the foreseeable petrol station, happily sits comfortably on kibelku. Suddenly, from a neighboring cabin question is asked: - Hi, how are you? The guy is a little surprised, but it was a cultural, decided to answer .- Thanks, somehow flies. The voice in the neighboring booth again asks: - What are you doing? The guy again, politely replied: - Well, probably the same thing as you ... The stranger in the cabin next to go, and says: - You know what, I'll call you later, because now some jerk throws me for an interview ...

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policeman asks in the bookstore: - Are you Thaddeus? Saleswoman will the facilities: - Mr Willy, came after Mr. !...*** guy wanted to watch the match on TV, but his male child to be very disturbed, so it was led into his room, turned on the adapter, he founded the sluchawkina ears and "let go" so far bajke.Po hears strange noises during the coming of peace little one, "BUM BUM BUM ..."· But because he did not want to not move so I watched the match dalej.Po some time, ever hear again, louder:" BUM BUM BUM guy ...." So decided to check what was there wyprawia.Otwiera door and sees a baby with headphones on his ears, the whole bloody, walacego head against the wall and repeated constantly: ·-I want! I want to! I want to! I want to! I want to! He wants !...... · Father did not know what's going on, so it removes the headphones, it is assumed ear there: Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story ...*** corporal in the army explains a new arcade game - line up everyone in the circle, deprotection grenade and throw it to each other .- And what happens with this, in which the grenade explode? - This is out of the Games .***- Lord God, why have created Eve so beautiful, so beautiful, so charming? For the Lord: - Well, you could love me, Adam! A curious Adam: - Well, but why it created such a fool? ? - So she did love you, dork!

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student wanted to earn some extra money and took myself as a guide to the city. Americans got a tour and guides them. Florian shows them the door and tells the ramparts of a moment a visitor asks: - How many years have built these walls? Student does not know, but corresponds with głupa-10 years-Here in America it would have built them for $ 5 latStudent says nothing, only leads visitors to the market and tells the story of the Cloth Hall, the same tourists suddenly asks: - How many years to build this hall? Student says little pondering-3 years-We would have built it for $ 1.5 roku.Studentowi bumps on his neck came but nothing further, and lead tour passes by Wawel Castle and nothing mówi.Turysta not stand it and asks: - O Lord, and what the building? - Damn, I do not know yesterday that it was not!

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motorcyclist went for a ride. It was cold, so he founded his jacket back on the front. He drove too fast and hit a tree. Around the accident victims had gathered crowd of villagers. After a while the victim pushes the emergency doctor: - Is he dead? - After the accident, was still alive, but as we twisted his head to the right place, the poor man died ...


*** Nowak heard on the radio, that aliens have landed - are small, green, have large bulging eyes and the need to talk to them very slowly. The next day Smith went to pick mushrooms. Separate the bush - mushroom, the next - a mushroom, the next, and there's little green Ludek with bulging eyes. Remembering information radio speaks to him very slowly: - Good morning, my name is Henry Smith, I'm an electrician, was collecting mushrooms. A small green Ludek with bulging eyes as slowly tells him: - Good morning, my name is John Doe, I am a forester, I am doing a heap of ...