Wednesday, January 26, 2005

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BMW is the best

talks two guys:
- You listen, zmotalem new way to mosquitoes ...
- Ta? and what are you doing?
- Exhibits mother in law against the house and I bite mosquitoes, a nie nas...

- Matko, to ona sie zadrapie na smierc!

- Spoko spoko, ona jest sparalizowana... :) :D





Jedzie dziadek maluchem, zgarbiony, ręce mu się trzęsą na kierownicy. Wyprzedziło go BMW, dziadek się wystraszył. BMW zatrzymało się na swiatłach, dziadek z tego strachu nie dał rady, przywalił w tył beemki. Wysiada z niej dwóch byków:

- I co dziadek, przyjebałeś...

- Tak (cienkim wystraszonym głosem)

- Masz kasę?

- Nie

- A ubezpieczenie?

- Nie

- A syna?

- Mam

- To masz tu komóreczkę, dzwoń after a bit of boy in me, because you get to work do not fit ...
grandfather rang, and soon arrive in three Mercedes S-class, gets
few bulls and one of them says:
- And what, Dad?? Przypierdolił at you like going backward? :): D



Lieutenant Occupational organizes day for the company.
- Today again we're going up a ramp to unload rail cars of sand.
- forks again? - The question is asked a series of
lieutenant thinks for a moment and says:
- Actually I was thinking today about grabiach ... but they can be and forks,
Yet to me it is only to be bitchin you here. :): D

Monday, January 24, 2005

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Dear mother-in-

200 zloty bill died. He comes to heaven and God, in His great goodness He says: To hell! Saddened by the bill goes to the boiler of hell from which he sees as though it was great in heaven ... 100 zloty bill died. God once again sends him to hell. He died 50 zloty banknote. And back to hell. Similarly dwudziestozłotowym and dziesięciozłotowym. Pięciozłotówka has died, but she went to hell, as well as two zloty coin, and dollar. When I stood before the Lord God pięćdziesięciogroszówka, This blithe took her to him and sat on the right hand. Other denominations began to cry
- Why is he with you, Lord, and we do not?
And God looked at them and asked:
- And when I was last time I saw in the church? ***

young camel asks his father - a camel:
- Dad, why do we have such an ugly dumplings, and horses are so pretty?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and that is why we have such and not the other hoof, not to bury a foot in the sand.
- Dad, why we have such an ugly, skudloną hair, and horses have the beautiful, shiny?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and the desert at night is -10 degrees, 40 degrees during the day, and this coat protects us against such surges temperatures.
- Dad, and why we have these two humps on their backs, and horses are so smooth?
- You see, we walk in the caravan and these humps we store fat and water, not to die in the desert of hunger and thirst.
To all the young camel:
- Dad and the ch .. us all when we live in a zoo! ***

voice on the radio:
- time for morning calisthenics. Are you ready? Well, here we go! Top-down, up and down ... And now there's a lid!


Wednesday, January 19, 2005

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One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.

-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!

in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here looks nowiuśki red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:

"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"


After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.

-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!

This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation he helped her escape with the rope. The next morning-in-law comes into the yard, looks, and tystoi nowiuśki red polonezik, and the car mat is a card that says:

"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"

The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.


-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!

in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:

- And drown in you old pipe!

Yes mother in law also drowned ... Next morning in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...

"beloved father-in-zięciowi"

*** One-in-law wanted to check how much you are committed to its three zięciowie. She went to the first in hospitality. After a short time went into the yard, and threw herself into the well.

-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!

in-law jumps in the backyard, and here-in-law looks at the well melted. Without a moment's hesitation he threw his "mom" a rope and helped her out. The next morning-in-law goes to the backyard and here nowiuśki looks red polonaise, and a car mat with a card saying:

"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"


After a week at the house of mother in law went to the second-in-law. The situation repeated itself. Mother in law ran into the yard, and threw herself into the well.

-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!

This is also in-law jumped into the yard screaming desperately worried "mom" When I saw her drowning in a well without a moment's hesitation helped it to go using a rope. The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, watching and tystoi nowiuśki polonezik red, and the car mat is a card that says:

"zięciowi beloved - mother in law"

The next morning she went to the house of mother-to three-in-law. Again, the situation repeats itself. In-law goes to the backyard and throw themselves into the well.


-Rescue! Rescue! Ton! Zięciu save me!

in-law jumps in the backyard, looking into the well, look, and here-in-law in August melts. He thinks to himself:

- And thou drown old pipe!

Yes mother in law also drowned ... The next morning-in-law goes to the yard, and here looks new, shiny, gold, Lamborgini, and the car mat a card ...

"beloved father-in-zięciowi"
***

times of ancient Rome. Rich Roman people are bored with everything so far been seen.
Caesar decides to arrange a fight with a wild animal, the struggle which has so far yet. So I chose
Caesar, the great lion, lion world has ever seen. The animal has been starved for weeks.
day is coming duel. The lion is hungry and so lean that it begins to lick at everything that moves.
Caesar to fight with this huge lion chooses strong Numida (Negro), muscular and big.
But also thinking, "Such a large black man, a lion, a skinny, black man buried in the ground to waist-level the playing field"
After a while Caesar thought further: "the Negro has a muscular, he can and dig out and kill a lion, more how will it be buried in the ground after the same head, "
As he thought, so he did.
... Arena, a lot of the Roman people in the stands, the Negro buried the same neck, let go of a lion ...
This runs like a madman, salivate at the sight of him leaking the Negro's head, I have to catch him and catch the iron grip of their jaws when the Negro makes duck head, a lion it goes, it hits with all the vigor of a band and dies.
At the Roman people "fight fairly nigger"

Monday, January 17, 2005

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Guerrillas in fear of the Germans hid in the well and decided to pretend to be an echo, two Germans began to talk next to the well:
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- I wonder where the guerrillas hid?
- Maybe they are in the woods?
- Why are woods?
- Why are the wells?
- Why are the wells?
- Able to throw a grenade that well?
- Maybe they are in the woods? ***

during the Cold War, the Americans trained spy and threw him to Siberia. Spy went to the hut of a native, who asked him to stay. On the second day of native says
- Nu, kak gawarisz you ours, you drink our kak, nu, but you're not ours!
- Paczemu you so puzzled? - Asks the puzzled American.
- A potomu, szto us cziornych niet! ***

Ages. It stands a great ogromniaste castle, guarding the two Knights. At some point flew two jets and bombarded the castle. Teutonic Order rise from the rubble, otrzepują, revealing a headband and says to the other częstując him a cigarette:
- Well, what is the Malbork? ***
communist
The diary:
First day: turn on the radio - Lenin
other day: I turn the TV - Lenin
third day: I read a newspaper - Lenin
fourth day: I see posters - Lenin
fifth day: I'm afraid to open cans

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

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For Stas

Female calls to the radio: - Good morning, I wanted to say that this morning I found a wallet. Inside were three thousand in cash and a check to bearer the sum of a prized $ 10,000. There was also a driving license in the name of Stanislaw Kowalski, residing on the street Koszarowa 15 m 6 in Warsaw. And I have, therefore, fervent plea: - Please Mr Stas let a nice piece of dedication from me! ***

engaged couple walking in the park. When I pass a group of retirees, you are starting to mutter: - "What are you grip the handle! Take it for a better motel, fop!" Boy very embarrassed, pretends not to hear anything. They walk through the construction site where workers nearing their cries: - "These muff! Stop to walk! Bring it to a dark corner and Fuck." Even more embarrassed, the boy pretends that nothing further heard. In the end the girl to be discharged home and says goodbye to her: - "For tomorrow, baby." She: - "Of course, tomorrow, hollow pin." The wedding night the bride says to her newly poślubionego: - Since we are now married, we must introduce pewnezasadydotyczące sex - If evening, I combed her hair, this means that silent no desire for sex, if you are in slight disarray, it means that I can, Alena I have to feel like sex, and if they are in disarray, toznaczy that mamochotę to love .- All right, baby - said the husband - to know everything byłouporządkowanemusisz that evening after returning from work and always pijędrinka.Jeśli drink only one, it means that I do not want to have sex, jeśliwypijędwa it means that I can, but do not have to be willing to have sex, and if wypijętrzy, is a condition of your hair does not matter.

Monday, January 10, 2005

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A woman walking past a public house, where the sale took place equipment. She bought a parrot in a cage, brought her home. Cage was covered with a cloth, which the woman claimed. - O, a new brothel, a new brothel-mom - says papuga.Kobieta quickly hid back in the frame sheet. After some time, his daughter from school and dopominają come in to show them parrot. His mother decides to take a chance and discovers a frame: - O, a new brothel, a brothel-new mom and new girls ... Cage comes back covered. It comes with the job her husband and wants to see a parrot. Woman decides give her a last chance and discovers a frame: - O, a new brothel, a brothel-new mom, new girls, but Zygmus the same old, loyal customers ... ***

years, living in the United Arab man has a 5 acre field of potatoes, it's time to plant, but his only son was arrested as a terrorist. Devastated Arab sends a telegram to his son in jail: "Dear Abdul, Here is your father says Muhammad. As each year came time to plant potatoes, but I already am just too old to dig the field and seedlings pozasadzać? I know that if you were me you were here pomógł.Kochający you father Muhammad. "After a few hours come telegram from prison: "DAD DO NOT BLOCK THE KOP ANYWHERE, THERE ALL hid TNT, the centrifugal separator of the reactor and gas cylinders and bacteria!" Five minutes after the telegram arrives in 300-man team from the FBI with the dogs, shovels and spades. Searched and dug the whole field for two weeks found nothing, so apologized and left. The next day came a telegram: "Dear Father, You said you are a loving son, Abdul. The field dug, you can plant the seedlings. Given the circumstances occurring more difficult mogłem.Kochający do not you son of Abdul."

Thursday, January 6, 2005

The Climax Of Flowers For Algernon

Viva Polonia:)

first day of school before beginning of the lesson, the student teacher przedstawianowego U.S. Class: - This is Sakiro Suzuki Japonii.Lekcja starts. Teacher Says: - Well, we'll see how you deal with history. Who can tell me whose tosłowa: "Give me liberty or death"? In the classroom silence as poppy seeds sown, only Suzuki raises his hand and says: "Patrick Henry in 1775 in Philadelphia." - Very good Suzuki. And he said: "You are the people, the people perish niepowinni so? Again rises Suzuki:" Abraham Lincoln in 1863 in Washington. "The teacher looks at students with reproach and said: - Shame on you. Suzuki is Japanese and is familiar with American history lepiejod You! The class fell silent, and suddenly heard someone whisper loud - Kiss my ass pierprzony japończyku .- Who said that? - Shouted the teacher, Suzuki raised his hand at waiting ibez recited: "General McArthur, 1942 in Guadalcanal and LeeIacocca 1982 at a general meeting in Chrysler." The class became silent and still could only hear a low whisper: "I want to puke ... "- Who was that? - Shouted the teacher, as Suzuki quickly replied: "George Bush Sr. to the Japanese Prime Minister Tanaka in 1991 podczasobiadu." One really has wkurzonych students stood up and said sourly: - Obciągnij my dick! For a teacher resigned tone-This is the end. Who this time? "- Bill Clinton to Monica Levinsky in 1997 in the Oval Office in BiałymDomu - Suzuki without a quiver," said Okan to another student stood up and shouted-Suzuki is a piece of shit! What Suzuki - Valentino Rossi in Rio for Brazilian Grand Prix rokuKlasa in 2002 was completely falls into hysterics, faints gdyotwieraja teacher by the door and enter the Director-Damn, this brothel is I still do not widziałemSuzuki: - Deputy Prime Minister Leszek Miller to Hausner's budget committee meeting wWarszawie in 2003. ***

Flying a plane, and the people of different nacji.Nagle something goes wrong and the plane begins spadać.Pilot announced that the machine you need to offload, so bagaż.Samolot thrown back to the previous rate, but has not gone a quarter znowucos nawaliło. People look after themselves, who sacrifice to save fellow up and pop out. (Consternation) suddenly jumps up and tells Americans that if Batman, Superman and Spidermanto Americans he may be a Hero, and drank whiskey with barkucala, flew all the blondes and shouting "FOR UNITED STATES!" wyskoczył.Wszystko back to normal, but then it all together powtórzyłoTym Frenchman stood up and says that if Americans mógłto he was too. He drank all the red wines that were in the shoulder, flew all brunettes and shouting "Vive la France !!!"- wyskoczył.Po soon the situation repeats itself, and everyone's looking naPolaka. Pole looked around, said: "Why not?" Wzruszyłramionami, drank everything that was in the shoulder and its own inventories, flew EVERYTHING was moving and screaming "LONG LIVE MOZAMBIQUE !!!"...... threw negro.

Monday, January 3, 2005

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you ask kids in school, they use toothpaste. - Malgosia, what toothpaste do you use? - Colgate. - And why? - Because when it is healthy teeth. Ms. asking Johnny - Johnny, and you, what do you use? - Blend-a-med. - And why? - Because after the eggs are hard.

*** A security guard in control of all day hikes, but no one has fixed his mandate. Finally, another angler comes to the desire to improve your mood and said: - I'd like a fishing .- I do not know - he hears the answer .- pays you 50 zł .- For what? - For fishing without a .- But I do not I catch fish Only bathe glizdę .- It pays you 100 zł punishment - For what? - Because glizda no swimming!

***
little sparrow flies, and suddenly he sees a blind man walking. - Osram him - he thought to himself. Punched from the top, and the duck blind in the left and none of this wróbelkowi not work out. Flew to a colleague. They tried the two of us ... but a dead duck to the right, dodge left and again nothing. Wkurzyły the sparrow, and flew the rest of the guys. The entire flock tries osrać blind, but somehow came out of pure oppression. - The moral? - The blind see shit!