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young girl riding a tram, holding the lap dog. Punk sitting opposite her, says: - You know what, laluniu? I would like to be in place this puppy! - I do not know whether you would be pleased with that. I'm going with him to the vet to castrate him.

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athlete comes to confession. After hearing of his sins, the priest says - So you're a runner? Show me how you run! Athlete much thought to undress shorts and starts to run after church. Seeing this truchleją bobbins - But today, the priest asks a severe penance! And I come with no pants!

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travis guy highway, at one point he felt he must go to the toilet. Pulls, so for the foreseeable petrol station, happily sits comfortably on kibelku. Suddenly, from a neighboring cabin question is asked: - Hi, how are you? The guy is a little surprised, but it was a cultural, decided to answer .- Thanks, somehow flies. The voice in the neighboring booth again asks: - What are you doing? The guy again, politely replied: - Well, probably the same thing as you ... The stranger in the cabin next to go, and says: - You know what, I'll call you later, because now some jerk throws me for an interview ...

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policeman asks in the bookstore: - Are you Thaddeus? Saleswoman will the facilities: - Mr Willy, came after Mr. !...*** guy wanted to watch the match on TV, but his male child to be very disturbed, so it was led into his room, turned on the adapter, he founded the sluchawkina ears and "let go" so far bajke.Po hears strange noises during the coming of peace little one, "BUM BUM BUM ..."· But because he did not want to not move so I watched the match dalej.Po some time, ever hear again, louder:" BUM BUM BUM guy ...." So decided to check what was there wyprawia.Otwiera door and sees a baby with headphones on his ears, the whole bloody, walacego head against the wall and repeated constantly: ·-I want! I want to! I want to! I want to! I want to! He wants !...... · Father did not know what's going on, so it removes the headphones, it is assumed ear there: Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story. Do you? Telling the story ...*** corporal in the army explains a new arcade game - line up everyone in the circle, deprotection grenade and throw it to each other .- And what happens with this, in which the grenade explode? - This is out of the Games .***- Lord God, why have created Eve so beautiful, so beautiful, so charming? For the Lord: - Well, you could love me, Adam! A curious Adam: - Well, but why it created such a fool? ? - So she did love you, dork!

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Swojskie because Polish:)

student wanted to earn some extra money and took myself as a guide to the city. Americans got a tour and guides them. Florian shows them the door and tells the ramparts of a moment a visitor asks: - How many years have built these walls? Student does not know, but corresponds with głupa-10 years-Here in America it would have built them for $ 5 latStudent says nothing, only leads visitors to the market and tells the story of the Cloth Hall, the same tourists suddenly asks: - How many years to build this hall? Student says little pondering-3 years-We would have built it for $ 1.5 roku.Studentowi bumps on his neck came but nothing further, and lead tour passes by Wawel Castle and nothing mówi.Turysta not stand it and asks: - O Lord, and what the building? - Damn, I do not know yesterday that it was not!

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motorcyclist went for a ride. It was cold, so he founded his jacket back on the front. He drove too fast and hit a tree. Around the accident victims had gathered crowd of villagers. After a while the victim pushes the emergency doctor: - Is he dead? - After the accident, was still alive, but as we twisted his head to the right place, the poor man died ...


*** Nowak heard on the radio, that aliens have landed - are small, green, have large bulging eyes and the need to talk to them very slowly. The next day Smith went to pick mushrooms. Separate the bush - mushroom, the next - a mushroom, the next, and there's little green Ludek with bulging eyes. Remembering information radio speaks to him very slowly: - Good morning, my name is Henry Smith, I'm an electrician, was collecting mushrooms. A small green Ludek with bulging eyes as slowly tells him: - Good morning, my name is John Doe, I am a forester, I am doing a heap of ...

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Different frog

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sits a tapeworm in my stomach and suddenly looks, and here the bacteria run and cry to him: - Tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away! What are these antibiotics? - Thinks to himself. No nothing. After a moment, looks and runs toward him and cried worm - tapeworm, the tapeworm antibiotics go away come to me! Well tapeworm runs, but did not follow the worm. They meet in the large intestine. Worm sitting on his suitcase and crying. Tapeworm asks so confused: - What happened? "A worm - Tapeworm do we have screwed ... heap before the minute we drove away ...


*** They meet three Negresses and arguing which is the blackest of her husband. The first says: - As my husband hurt his hand a black blood was coming. On the second - nah, my husband broke his leg bone sticking out is a black. On the third: - Phhy .... that's nothing, like my husband fart two buckets of soot from the room are.

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Poles come to the bar at the eastern border and see what is in the card: - broth: crossed-chop: crossed-soup: crossed-stew: removed, etc. and finally the card - what a Ruskie.Na says: Look not enough that everything is still zeżarli brazenly signed.

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in a psychiatric hospital rebellion, and all the lunatics poprzyczepiali the ceiling. Head tried various methods to make their posciagac, but he did not succeed. Media brought in to expose the matter and asking for help senior registrar. The hospital reported to police and said that settle the problem. He entered the first room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And all the mad pospadali ziemię.Wszedł to another room and said: - Hey Autumn ... already! And again, all the lunatics odkleili from the ceiling and fell to ziemię.Sytuacja repeated in the next few salach.Wchodzi to the last room and exclaims: - Hey Autumn ... already! And here nothing! Lunatics continue to hang from the ceiling. So once again calls out: - autumn already! A further lunatics hanging ... Suddenly one of the mad cries - Niewidzisz idiot, it's conifer ...?!

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I can sing

travis student (black) by bus to the dorm, sitting and reading a script. All of zajęte.Wchodzi lady and becomes near Murzyna.Zniecierpliwiona says: - We are such young men are giving way to the elderly. Negro looks up above the script and answers: - A us such a woman eats it!

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policeman stopped the truck and it will .- No mandate, Mr. kierowco. You have no retro-reflectors. The driver gets out of the car and silently .- I care about what's right, there is no glare? - Asks the policeman. - Pal devil glare - is responsible driver. - Where's my trailer?

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Lady asks students to bring their pet to have shown its tricks. On the second day children bring their pets: dog brings Asia, which knows how to tap dance, Joey brings a snake, what he hung motionless from the ceiling, and Johnny brought a frog. Ms. goes to Johnny and asks are: - Harry, what your frog can? Johnny hit the table, and a frog: - Qua.Pani asks again:-Johnny, what can your frog? Johnny once again struck the table with a frog: - QUA.Pani again asking Johnny : - Johnny still does not know what your frog potrafi.A Harry hit the table again and the frog: - Quanta, namera ........

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from real life:)

young sperm asks about how to earlier occurs. Elder explains that first he has to swim a long way, and how to reach the shore must knock on the door and nicely presented: "Hello I am a sperm." From behind the door hear "Hello I am an egg", the door opens, it will come in and for fertilization. After some time there was a young sperm ejaculation and fluid, as a senior colleague told him. When you reached the door knocked and nicely presented: "Hello I'm a sperm!" But in reply he was told: "Hello I'm tonsil ".***
>>> philosophy professor stood before his students and put>> in front of a few>>> list. When I started classes, took the dispute>>> mayonnaise jar and the>>> fill it to the brim with big stones. Then he asked>>> students or their>>> think the jar is full, and they have confirmed. >>>>> Then the professor picked up a box of gravel poured into the jar and>>> slightly shook>>> Gravel, of course, rolled into the empty space between>>> stones. Professor>>> again asked the students if the jar was full, and they have the>>> laughing nodded. >> >>> The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it, shaking>>> jars. In this way,>>> sand filled the remaining space still free. >>> The professor said:>>> "I want you to know that this jar is like your>> life. Stones ->>> the important things in life: Your family, your partner, your children, your health.> >> If there were anything else, your life, and so it would be>> completed. Gravel - that other, less important things:>>> your apartment, your house or your car. Sand represents the>>> pretty little things in life, including your hard work. If>>> first refueling jar with sand, there will be no place on the gravel, and even more on the stones. >>> This is also in life: If you dedicate your entire>>> energy on the small>> things>>> (work), it will not have on things important. So take care of>>> important thing - dedicate your time to your children and your>> > Partner,>>> take care of health. You will have enough time to work, home, entertainment, etc. Heed primarily on the large stones - they are what really matters. The rest is sand. "After class, one of the>>> students took>>> jar, filled to the brim with stones, gravel and sand. Even>>> same>>> professor, agreed that the jar is full. Students without>>> poured into the problem>>> jar bottle of beer. beer filled the rest of the space ->>> wsiąknęło even in>>> sand - now the jar was pretty full. The moral of this story>>> - no matter>> how much your life is filled, there is always some room>> for>>> browarka.

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Wednesday's jokes jokes

One gentleman wanted to buy a birthday gift to his beloved, and they were together only recently, after careful consideration, decided to buy her a pair of gloves - romantic and not too personal.
In the company of his beloved younger sister, went to a department store and bought a pair of gloves. Sister, however, at the same time, she bought a pair of pants. When packing ekspendient
turned these two purchases so that his sister got gloves, a beloved pants. Without checking, which is where he sent a gift to their liking by attaching the following letter:
Honey, I chose this gift for you is so, because I noticed that you are not wearing any when we go in the evening. If I had to buy for your sister, then I would choose the guziczkami long, but she no longer wears such short and easy to remove.
These are in a delicate shade, but the saleswoman who sold them to me, showed me his pair, he carries just three weeks, and were not stained or soiled. The fitting on it for you and they looked really smart.
I first put them on you, so that no other hands have not touched them before, how you see it.
When you remove them, do not forget to inflate it a little before putting, for quite naturally will arrive wearing a little moist.
And just think how often I'll kiss them this year. I hope that you will be wearing on Friday night.
With all my love,
PS. Latest in fashion is wearing them a little curled, so that we could see a little fur.
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Jew says to his wife:-I go to the exhibition of paintings. Wife: "Why do not you take me with you? You'll never take me to the exhibition of images. "I can not take you because you got confused with Matejko and Picasso would be a shame. -What are you? I never with anyone you are not mistaken, let alone two foreign guys and it's the people!
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- From what you have fur? - Of monkeys. - Great fit. You look like you are It was born .....

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In a newspaper, a department job announcement appeared that the police is looking for people to work.
notified the three blondes. The position was one. It was decided, so choose that one by a small test.
- There you go, here we have for you pictures from the profile of this individual. Please tell us as much about him, what will you arises, some observations.
- Jesus! He only has one ear! • Kandydatce thanked. The other received the same command.
- Jesus! He only has one ear! • This also fell below expectations. A third candidate was asked.
you go, here we have for you pictures from the profile of this individual. Please tell us about it as much as you can say about that person on the basis of the image.
- This man wears contact lenses.
Commission looked amazed. Checked in the documents, actually.
- Well, great! Congratulations! You're adopted. But as you are deduced?
- It's easy. This man wears contact lenses, because I can not wear glasses.
- But why?
- Well, how is it? Well, after he has only one ear!


*** I'm going by bus, not too loose, but I have a seat. You have to give a ticket to be deleted. In addition to facing the man. How to ask him - "You" or "Lord"? The bus is express. If a man does not get out at the last stop to say, that goes to my neighborhood. He travels with flowers - say to the woman. Flowers carries beautiful, it means that and she is beautiful. In our neighborhood there are two beautiful women - my wife and my lover. To my lover man can not go because I'm going to it. I mean, that goes to my wife. My wife has two lovers - Waldemar and Peter. Waldemar is now in the delegation ...
- Mr Peter, could You erase my ticket?

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guy phoned the company to pump the Bear Gardens. After half an hour the doorbell. Opens, and there's little old man with a shotgun and a small dog.
- Please show me the place of action - said the old man.
Bear sat high on a tree. The old man said:
- The Plan: I go to the tree. Flips hard. The Bear falling and Fafik - this dog specially trained - a bear comes by, grabs it firmly by the balls and the teeth of a bear is ours.
- A shotgun ... What shotgun? - Asked the owner garden.
old man handed him her and said:
- If I accidentally dropped the first, you need to shoot Fafik IMMEDIATELY!

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One professor doused always those who do not attend wykłady.Wchodzi a student, the professor said that he did not see the lectures and puts his cock, but clever student said he went to lectures, so that always sat behind a pillar. He got third The next several students said the same thing, getting a third In the end, Professor angry and hung on the door: "All the pillars are already in use!"
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two blondes are standing in the elevator one says: - Call the elevator! Blonde exclaims: - Elevator, Elevator! The second blonde says: - Not so, the button! Blonde grabs your button on my blouse and said: - Elevator, Elevator !

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passenger in the plane of the speakers you hear the voice of the pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, please do not fret, we have little tolerance. Please go to the left side the plane and look through the window. People go on the left side, the plane tilts, a pilot: As you rightly pointed out, the left engine burns. A small panic on board, but, from what is a second engine ... For the moment, however, again the voice of the pilot ... Ladies and gentlemen, and now calmly, slowly, please go to the other side of the plane and look through the windows ... People are already pretty upset run to the other side. As you can see ladies and gentlemen, the second engine also burns ... Panic on board. Ladies and gentlemen, and now I look down. All przylepili the windows and stare. As you can see below us can enjoy a large, beautiful lake, and in the middle you will see a small yellow pontonik ... From a small yellow pontonika, spoke to the State crew of the aircraft.

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life issues

guests to enter a pub and order: - For Helmut Cola, for Frantz to Andrew Jackson and milk.

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hang on the tree sloths and three argue over who is more leniwy.Pierwszy says: - You know guys, I walk down the street, I look at myself, and here a bag of gold on the street is, but I did not want him podnieść.Na the second: - Well you see, and I go the beach and look like Claudia Schiffer is a naked and wants to fly it. No but I do not chiało się.Trzeci: - And you know guys, I recently was in the cinema, the very funny comedy, but I cried throughout the movie .- Come on comedy and cry? - Because I sat on the eggs and did not want me to get up to improve ... ***

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a picnic. Since the night she found in a forest camp pitched in a clearing and went to sleep. At night, Holmes wakes doctor and asked: - Dear Watson look at the sky, and tell me what you see - I see millions of stars .- And what did it say? "- From an astronomical point of view tells me that there are millions of stars and probably billions of planets . From the astrological point of view tells me that Saturn is in the sign of Leo. From the theological point of view tells me that God is great and all-powerful and we are malutcy and weak. From a chronological point of view tells me that it is about 3 at night. From the meteorological point of view tells me that tomorrow will be nice weather. And what about you, Sherlock? - And my dear Watson says that someone podpierdolił our tent ...

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About Little Red Riding Hood, a teacher and on my wedding night

walks through the woods Red Riding Hood in a blue cap. Wolf attacked him and exclaims: - I'll eat you, Red Riding Hood! A Little Red Riding Hood in a blue cap corresponds to a wolf: - wolf, do not eat me because I am not a Little Red Riding Hood, but I am Blue Riding Hood! Wolf, embarrassed, fled into the bushes and Little Red Riding Hood in a blue cap freely arrived at the house babci.Następnego walks through a forest of Little Red Riding Hood in a yellow cap ... and the whole story is repeated every day for two weeks. Little Red Riding Hood cap changes every day, but never once put into the red. Until then, however, goes through the woods ... Little Red Riding Hood in a purple cap. Wolf attacked him and exclaims: - I'll eat you, Red Riding Hood! A Little Red Riding Hood in a purple cap corresponds to a wolf: - wolf, do not eat me because I am not a Little Red Riding Hood, but I am Purple Riding Hood! And the wolf said: - Whatever ! For two weeks I had nothing in his mouth! So you eat, Purple Riding Hood! And the wolf ate Little Red Riding Hood in the violet cap ... The moral? No cap does not provide security stuprocentowego! ***

mathematician broke a radiator. He called a plumber, it tapped a key, shook and the water stopped dripping. The joy of mathematics quickly ended when the expert gave the price of the service .- Sir, but that is half of what I earn .- And where do you work? - At the University .- Well, did you move to our cooperative, you come from you, touch you and earn four times as much as on the whole university. You just need you to go to the office and apply now. Just give you that you have you have seven classes, because higher education we do not popłaca.Matematyk did as he instructed expert. Since then, his fate much improved. But one day came an order for upgrading the skills of the crew and sent everyone who had the seven evening classes to eighth grade. First lesson - math. Teacher welcomes all: - Good morning, going to learn math, I'm sure everyone will get a certificate of completion of eighth grade. And if we recall what we remember from school yet. You can write the formula for the area of \u200b\u200ba circle? - Pointed to matematyka.Ten stood up, walked to the plate and began to move out because I just forgot the formula. Derived, derives, has enrolled the entire array, and finally got the result "minus pi er Square." The less he does not like, so count from the beginning. Wiped off the array, again and again saves patterns result from minusem.Zrezygnowany looks at a class waiting for suggestions, and everyone's whispering: - Change the limit of integration ... ***

Young couple coming to the hotel for wedding night .- Please, the best room for the night! - You manage the key flashes młody.Recepcjonista giving to the girl: - No baby, you need to please him! He rented a room there is usually only for two hours ...

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from real life:)

meets a tank with a toddler. tank, says the toddler: baby-making than have the engine in the ass? it better to have a baby-silnki in the ass than a cock on her forehead!

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The geometry lesson children learn to draw a circle. Johnny walks up to the plate and draws a very successful niewprawnie, egg-shaped circle. Teacher: - Oh, Johnny, probably came out of the egg ... Johnny looks at the pant leg of his shorts and asks: - Where?

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Ride two blondes from the village cunt. They see people in black ubranych.Nagle one says to the other: - Burial in cipie.Na every second - a mere funeral!

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- From which you live? - Asks a policeman for some of the suspect typka .- Bets! - What does it mean "establishments"? - Normally. I assume with someone and win .- Forever? - Always! - Well, suppose it is. I would like to find if you say the truth. - I bet I have a swastika on his ass .- I do not believe - says the policeman .- Assume for a tenner! - In porzadku.Poszli to some of the executioner. Male downloaded pants, threw out the ass, and the policeman leaned over him and watches him carefully. Finally, with the triumph of the will .- I won! You have no swastika! Belongs to me tenner! Male pays a cop notices happy: - Well, what are you chwaliliscie with win every bet? - Because I won! - What? - You see the authorities of these five dudes across the street? - I see! - Recently I put up with them three hundred thousand, with my authority for the shit you be bored ...